Welcome to Ass Warmers!

2013 Holiday Sale
Get 25% OFF on all orders.  No minimum purchase required!  Use coupon code:  holiday25

Plus, we offer $5 flat-rate shipping on all orders.  The more you order, the more you save!

What are Ass Warmers?
Ass Warmers warm you up when you are cold.  Powered by a standard +5V USB connection, Ass Warmers are convenient to use at home, at the office, or in the car.

All orders are shipped out from our warehouse in the USA.  Supplies are limited, so make sure to order now!

About Us

We specialize in finding the coolest gadgets from around the world, and making them available to the good ol' folks in the USA.

We stock inventory in our own warehouse, located in sunny (well, can't say it's always sunny!) Southern California.  We ship from the USA, to the USA.  Plus, we take our own photos of each and every product shown on this website.  What does this mean?  Well, this means you'll receive exactly what you ordered, and receive it in a timely fashion.

We know (or at least hope) you'll like what you see on this website.  Inventory is always changing, and once an item is sold out, we might never re-stock that item.  So, if you see something you like, we recommend that you grab it right away!

Happy shopping folks!

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